Ideal Absolutes

Well, someone needs a new website. The Fenix Hotel in Guanacaste, Costa Rica and by golly, I’m going to make them one. Odds are, if you’re a cool kid in the know, you’ve seen the beach in Samara. We’ll be leaving out of RDU on June 2 and blogging tico style for 16 days.

Yes, it’s true, Mel Gibson has a $31,000,000 beach house near Samara and Britney Spears is frolicking in the waves nearby. Actually, according to official Costa Rican press releases, it’s a ranch.

Mel has strong family values, and in spite of his reputation as a drinker and party animal, he prefers to live a more simple life than his negative press image implies.

Gibson says Hollywood doesn’t like him and he wants to be a Tico, and the “real estate investment” was very shrewd since Samara is blooming as a resort haven. Well… all I know is my daughter C4 has monkeys in the front yard …

Watch your local news for more updates on the Britney Beach Scene… look for me waving in the background…

The photograph here is Bob, who would have been my father-in-law. He died in 1988. Val has some great photos. I’m using that photo because this new blog requires a specific photo size and Bob Bowling is my prototype.